Gotta love old people...

My Backbone...

Many people have been asking for updates on my back...so for those who havent seen (it doesnt leave many of you)...this is what my spine looks like.

It hurts too...quite badly actually.

The physio said she cant do anything else to help, so I need to see a neuro surgeon and a biokineticist. They both sound very important. Lets see who prevails! Let's hope it's the cheaper one!

Anyway - it all just feels like my spine, rib cage and shoulder blade are fighting for the same spot while my muscles are being taken along for the ride.

I have been feeling very sorry for myself lately as it really isnt very pleasant, but just when I thought my situation was a pretty low one, I visited a government hospital and realised that now would be a good time to cowboy myself up because that is where you get to see real pain. I am so glad my friend got out of there...it was really depressing.

It doesnt matter what the final score is...just being a Bull already makes you a loser.

I am (not very surprisingly) going to give my opinion on something I know very little about.

I have just finished watching the Stormers/Bulls final and actually enjoyed the bits I caught between taking a bath and painting my toenails.

As an avid supporter of any team that plays against the Bulls or the Sharks, and despite not even understanding why the whistle is blown EVER, my top team has always been the Stormers. It also seems to be the trend in Joburg to not support out local Lions – who might, or might not have played recently, but either way, I guessed it would be a game worth watching.

That’s the great thing about sport…you can pick a team in any sport, not have ANY idea what is going on, never watch a game or even know which country they are touring and you can still say “Go Stormers” around someone from the Western Cape, and have an unbreakable bond before even exchanging names.

I usually like to pick the underdog, and have pretty mean things to say about Ferrari/Man United/some other top team, and have undying patriotism to a horse named Goat (check the Durban July schedule), or the hottest tennis player on the court at the time. Just imagine my excitement when my favourites Chennai Super Kings won the IPL this year! I gloated as if my support had actually made some sort of a difference…when I hadn’t even watched one game.

Anyway…back to tonight’s game. I had no idea what was happening around the tries, conversions, scrums and line outs – which I think is still a pretty good score card for me. I also recognised a few names and faces – really not bad for someone who never watches sport. I did watch the ceremony at the end where everyone has a little chat with Darren Scott, and at that moment realised that the emphasis he made on the word ‘disappointment’ around Schalk Burger. It made me feel sad for my dear Stormers, as he really rubbed it in. I cant say I would extend my emotional spectrum to those extremes when it comes to sports, but their sad faces were quite touching.

The Bulls, of course, lapped up their victory as expected and each received what looked like a (fancy) promo gift from the German Beer Fest. Das great! I’d be a bit disappointed in THAT to be honest.

So how do I feel about the Bulls? I do like Victor Matfield. He’s pretty cool/scary. Francois Hougaard owns a GHD and the most feathered mullet ever (just because you can, doesn’t mean you should), and they managed to bring Soweto to life! And THAT is Ayoba!!

Adam Huggins

I am the luckiest aunt alive! He makes me happier every day! I hope I'm doing the same for him :)

I have some time to rant - hear me roar.

My mind went into overdrive and has left me feeling annoyed. My free time outweighs my responsibilities at the moment, but still I find myself falling into the ‘I need to please everyone’ trap. It’s scary, and I see it happening everywhere. A person’s entire personality can change when they are around a supposed authoritative figure. It was something I have been guilty of for a long time – working on it though. The fear of losing a job; losing respect; burning bridges, etc. ensured the obligatory and expected fake smiles and forced laughs.

But that’s not what keeps us our jobs or gives us respect. I will blame it on the hideous corporate world either way because who decided that hiding your true self, and fearing a boss was the best way to move forward? It’s celebrity; it’s coolness through association; it’s speaking just that little bit loader when name dropping – it’s a very clear indication that the people of this world are seeking far more acceptance than we think.

This is in no way restricted to the working world, but through all forms of interaction. Friends can’t be honest with each other; people aren’t willing to stand up for what they believe in, and no one should see you cry.

There is no authenticity anymore…why? Because we won’t allow it. We don’t want to hear that people don’t like us; that our music taste is a bit too eclectic; that we have a bad hairstyle. We don’t want to be the one saying these things either.

I guess I don’t look at life very conventionally. I do believe you should take responsibility seriously – but rarely anything else. I don’t believe in sitting in an office all day if there is nothing to do.

Your health comes first – this is a lesson you will learn…it’s up to you how you want to learn it.

Budget for the poor before budgeting for yourself – especially if you are bad at saving.

Don’t ask why bad things happen to good people, ask why good things happen to bad people…like you…and me – and then count your blessings.

Stop saying you like things that you don’t – you will get caught out.

You can only get respect if you give respect. Start by respecting your elders…it’s a sure way for everyone to experience it’s reality.

I wonder if I was to join any other society on earth if they would see me as an adult. I’m pretty lazy and like to complain. I think they would be more concerned about selflessness than candles on my last birthday cake.

Then that day hits…the day where you realize that things aren’t running according to your ‘ideal’ plan. I’m 31, no real relationship, or stable job, or kids, or house – as planned. I still feel like I did 10 years ago...alone in this big, bad, scary world…and I’m bored.

For some reason, I see myself as a complete failure if I don’t have what it takes in conquer every challenge in life. I very rarely ask for help, and then beat myself up each step of the way for not doing ‘life’ better, for choosing the wrong option, for letting illness or exhaustion get in the way of some sort of ‘success’ I’m not even sure of.

No wonder people are making the mistakes they do.

So go out, step on toes! Speak up when something upsets you. Cry when something is sad. Tell that boy you like him. Ask questions. Admit defeat. Learn something new every day. Pray. Lots of sleep. Lots of water. Practice working on your boundaries. Lower your expectations on others. And don’t ever, EVER, let them rain on your parade.

Yummy Lunch

Mmmmm...had such a yummy lunch, I thought I would share the recipe:

Sweet Potato
Normal Potato
Fried Onion
Bacon Bits
Boiled Egg
Rocket

All chopped up, and the relevant bits cooked. Try it!

I also just had a strawberry/cherry yoghurt. Yum.

If you still read my blog after this - you deserve a medal!

Waiting...

How to be lost and weird...

This is actually for someone...

Sometimes...

Evolver One Review

EVOLVER has changed their name to EVOLVER ONE. Accompanying their new title is a new feel, new look and new focus – all without losing that raw, powerful, edgy sound that has brought them to this top quality level. In addition to some of the newest equipment I’ve ever seen, full time roadies and coordinated sound guys, you are still guaranteed a great evening, and of course there is always the advantage of checking out Pete’s sexy…uhhh… voice.

I have reclaimed my groupie status by being to three shows in the last two weeks; their CD launch, a big party at the Blues Room, and as part of the ‘cheering crowd’ at MK’s Studio 1.

Being the fabulous marketers the Evolver One’s management team are, the fan base is multiplying as they take the ‘build it first’ approach. Never forgetting about the fans, last Friday the band held a “get your name on the guest list” gig. All you had to do was send an sms and voila…you’re a VIP! And as a result…the Blues Room had one of the best turnouts and most incredible evenings the venue has ever seen! The fans were into it from the word go, the band (as always) gave it their all, and by the end of the show, most the crowd were on their feet. Nice!

With regards to the new album – it is another milestone reached for Evolver One. This is a band that knows all about hard work, and has proven that despite this tricky industry, the focus can still be on the music. The songs reflect the band’s musical maturity enforced by each track. The lyrics are poetic and soulful; the message is significant; and vocals are hypnotic. The album’s top quality production was by Nathan Winkler (a guy who could do some serious name dropping), and this is the type of album that soars up charts.

As for the tracks themselves, the first one that stood out for me was the duet Pete does with the robot. Ah, I’m kidding, Pete doesn’t sing with a robot – that’s just ridiculous. But there are some fancy vocal effects on my favorite, MOVE ALONG – such a killer song. The easiest song to get hooked on is SAY YOU WILL; my personal mantra off the album would definitely be CRIMINAL (now on a radio near you), and I couldn’t wait to get to the next gig to rock out to the chorus of SONIC CITY.

My biggest disappointment of the album is that there are no lyrics in the album cover – as this is an instant stall, but not deterrent, on my sing-along-ability obsession. EARTH SONG just makes me want to go out and litter, but everyone else seems to like it, so now your only option is to buy the album and see for yourself.

If you want to find out more about the band, the Evolver One website is a good place to start. It is also the only way to get hold of their radio hit-single ARE WE LISTENING? as a FREE download. Check out a bunch of multimedia clips, the list of charities the band support, gig listings, fan club, etc. on www.evolverone.co.za.

Now, I promised I wouldn’t use the words ‘Sergeant Pepper’ or ‘My Chemical Romance’ when it came to the look the guys have adopted, but what I will say is that Pete, Sean, James and Tulsa are looking as hot as ever. The new style holds the band together in a way that very few bands can convincingly get away with…and you know what they say about men in uniform.

Rocking the Gardens

Summer is here!! FINALLY…we get the chance to soak up all that the Ozone Layer and Global Warming have to offer, and breath in the smog from the city…who could ask for more?

If you didn’t have something scribbled in your social calendar on 3 October 09, you had better have a very creative excuse, because damn…it basically came down to a process of elimination. Predictably, in my diary, bands win every time and I drove through the friendly drag queen roadblock (seriously) of Gay Pride to make my way to the Johannesburg Botanical Gardens.

The event was organised really well from the hay bails – which made a great fort (yes, that was us) – to the friendly car guards. They were supporting some great causes…CANSA were there handing out sun block, as was the World Wildlife Fund. ‘Keeping Joburg clean’ was an underlying theme with recycle bins all over the gardens and plenty people picking up after the litterbugs – get out of the habit people!!

As Rocking the Gardens was a warm up to the Cape’s Rocking the Daisies, most bands that played are Cape Town based and it was such a great opportunity to get more insight as to how the music scene is going down south and slightly west. This also means that the general vibe was pretty chilled.

I missed the first band, Chiba Fly, as I thought I knew better than my Garmen which ended in a scenic drive around the dam. Rumour has it that they were a great start to the day.

The first band I caught was Fire Through the Window. They are a Durban based band that I last saw two years ago. I love their sound, but it hasn’t changed much since the last time I heard them which was a bit disappointing, but I had a good time regardless.

Being a big Black Hotels critic, I was quite interested to see how this was going to pan out. I really wasn’t expecting much here, and again, had hoped this band would have come further since the last time I saw them. Maybe it’s just not my type of music, and although I would bump up their rating from a 3 out of 10, to a 4 out of 10…it’s still a 4.

Tidal Waves have the ability to put everyone into a good mood. They have the perfect ‘festival’ sound and what more could you ask for on a lazy Saturday afternoon? I have never heard one bad thing about their vibe, music or sound in general…very soothing!

I think I have played aKing more than any other artist to date, and have been counting down the moments to see them live. After hearing so many mixed opinions of this band, and couldn’t wait to see what all the fuss was about. The only word I have to explain them is: WOW!! What a band! I loved every minute and couldn’t get closer to the stage if I tried. Their music is great, their lyrics are poetry and Laudo’s vocals add to what makes them such a phenomenal band. They were my (and what seemed like most of the crowd’s) favourite for the day. They had more calls for an encore than any other band that graced the stage. Nice going guys! Come back soon please!

I still had goosebumps from the previous set, and thought Ashtray Electric would have to pull a rabbit out of a hat in a big way. And they did…they totally pulled it off! No sooner than people had sat down, most were back up on their feet and taking in as much of these guys as possible. The singer is hot, the band is super talented, and Joburg loves them.

Bed on Bricks is another band I have wanted to see for months, and the wait was worth every minute! I loved their sound, their attitude and their creativity. They were having such a party on stage, you couldn’t help but want to join in!

Gang of Instrumentals played their signature show. Nothing new but they played songs that you could sing along to…and I am a sucker for singing along! To me it always looks like they select random musicians the day before the gig and then put something together. I am not denying their talent; but there is just no chemistry between the band members. Weird. At least they all practiced the same words.

Originally from Mozambique, 340ml have settled into, and have a huge following in our awesome city. They actually fitted in quite comfortably with all the other coastal bands, and were great to watch.

Freshlyground are just brilliant. They filled up the stage with so much energy holding the crowd’s attention the whole way through their set. They know how to turn what they do into a performance, which is worth seeing over and over.

The only part of Just Jinger’s set that I liked…well loved, was their opening song – a cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On”. I am such an easy target when it comes to a good cover, and this put me into a swell mood right away! And just as quickly as it made me dance around like a hippie and shout the words back towards the stage, the rest of the set kinda killed it for me. Art was talking so much crap that I was starting to get annoyed. To confess…and I am still no fan what-so-ever…I did jump around to most their songs – as same-ish (yes, that’s a word) as they are. Its what you do when the crowd is loving it, the band doesn’t suck, and the vibe is great.

The day ended up being better than I had expected. I bumped into old friends; made some new friends; got to place ticks on my list of “band must-sees” and I won a Cherry Fizz Pop in a bet! Not bad for a days work. Support the scene. See you at the next one!

Evolver: “Are We Listening?” single release

Yes, it’s true that most girls fall for teddy bears and flowers and all that crap, but give me some sexy guys playing music on a stage, a new single and a good cover song and I’m sold.
Just to get you out of my little day dream and up to speed – a couple of us made our way to The Rustic Theatre in Lonehill for the release of the new EVOLVER single “Are We Listening?”. New singles mean new albums, so keep an eye out for “Evolution” that is on its way to the shelves. Nice.

A great thing about the whole Evolver team is that they know how to look after their fans. It is clearly apparent by the size of the crowd; the sit around vs. sing along ratio; and the fact that I had to park my car near some ditch in the gravel and not in a cushy parking bay near the door.

The guys opened with their new single putting the crowd straight into party mode. They kept the momentum going with favorites off their “Get Up” and “What’s the Story?” albums, and entertained the crowd with their on stage banter and all around top quality show.

My personal highlights were the cover of The Beatles’ “Revolution” as well as the new song “Say You Will”, (which has officially topped Lily Allen’s “Not Fair” as my 2009-catchiest-song-of-the-year) – Well Done guys!

There were mixed feelings about the 7de Laan Afrikaans rendition of the live act favorite, “Stronger”. It seemed to make an impact though, as the crowd proceeded to sing the English version between each song that followed. This seemed to entertain, but not entirely convince the band to play it, so they should see our attempts as a kind gesture, because giving back is always good – and we hope the band enjoyed it!

So there I was…blown away yet again by this totally underrated band that made for one unforgettable night…and here I thought I had shaken off my groupie status! See you at the next one.

The Parlotones at The Barnyard in MIO

I have finally made peace with the fact that I will never have enough cash to do what I want to do, so have decided to accept kind gestures and gifts from my friends. This, fantastically, meant that I could go see another Parlotones gig and relive the good times!
The idea of watching a band in a theatre has never really appealed to me. It could be the likeliness of an ABBA or Barry Manilo cover sneaking it’s way into the door; it could also be my phobia of being trapped in a small room full of strangers; or even the awkward intervals where there is only time for a bit of small talk, a wee and a coke – but I cowboy’d myself up and pushed my way through a packed room to our table and made myself comfortable.

I really didn’t think this ‘gig in a theatre’ thing could be pulled off…but, it is the Parlotones, and I have seen them liven up a crowd with the energy of road kill before, so I gave them the benefit of the doubt.

I was captivated from the second they started. The sound was excellent – easy to notice as 99% of the gigs I see are usually at some dingy club with a R500 PA system, or a blown speaker.

What added to the experience is that they brought in the signature Parlotones theatrical element. The guy-liner that has the “a Clockwork Orange” feel to it, the outfit changes, and Kahn’s creative dance moves that could put Napoleon Dynamite to shame. They keep the stage alive throughout the performance to the point that you just don’t want it to end.

Their set included old favorites off “RadioControlledRobot”, more favorites from their “A World Next Door To Yours” album as well as a sneak preview of favortites-to-be from their new album which is due to be released in November. They catered for both the radio single junkies as well as the die hard fans (of the music – not the movie) who remember The Parlotones as the guys who would stutter stutter and wear scarves in a 35 degree heatwave. If nothing else, you need to check out the medley they have crafted together – nice one guys!

It is a Barnyard necessity to include some covers, and I was elated when the ones that were chosen were all in good taste: the Beatles and Bob Dylan cracked the nod.

So, my advice is that you should jump on the Barnyard tour bandwagon – you will be totally surprised, awed and generally have an unforgettable night. Yet another example as to why The Parlotones are an SA favorite.

Source: http://www.mio.co.za/article/the-parlotones-at-the-barnyard-theatre-2009-07-30

Coke Zero Fest 2009 – as published mio.co.za

There were rumours that the crowds were going to avoid Coke Zero Fest this year. The line up seemed to be the guilty party in this decision, but after last year’s bands, you can only feel a bit cheated.

Two days before the actual festival, Bullet For My Valentine and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus cancelled for some pathetic reasons. I thought there would be a further dip in numbers, so things weren’t looking too good.

(FYI: Bullet For My Valentine were NOT “in studio” that weekend…they were playing our gig in someone else’s country that week. Losers.)

Thankfully, however, the rumours were just those, and the crowd poured into Riversands Farm. Most people were relieved to get out of the traffic jam that snaked it’s way down William Nicol, but what makes for the full experience of Coke Zero Fest without taking two hours to drive six kilometers?

When we arrived, Foto Na Dance were playing drearily in the background. We had missed One Day Remains which left me a little bleak, but we did get there in time to see Evolver.

Band lesson No. 1: When international acts cancel two days before a festival, call up the organisers. You could end up sharing the stage with Oasis. Good going guys!! Joburg love Evolver. Really. I have seen this guys play on many occasions, and they have suddenly picked up a massive following. It was great not being the only one singing along, and they really kicked off the Coke Zero Fest vibe!

There were the usual selection of SA bands to keep the crowds entertained while standing in a queue at the beer tent. Nobody I wouldn’t have expected to be there, but as an SA music junkie – I’m pretty easy to please.

Cassette were next, so it was around then that we thought it was a good idea to get some Nandos. I was really hoping that their new album would make them, you know, good. But it doesn’t. Their new songs sound just like the old ones. I know they have plenty fans, but despite the amounts of chances I have given this band, they are just not one I can get into. After my chicken burger, I put my headphones in and listened to aKing on my iPod.

Cape Town rockers The Dirty Skirts were great. There older songs are quite clearly more popular than their newer, record label dictated sound, but they were great fun to watch.

Zebra and Giraffe are undoubtably SA’s top act at the moment. I love everything about these guys. Their songs are catchy, original and addictive, and their live act is of international standards. They have set a new benchmark is music, style, performance and sound. They made the sunset slot a perfect one.

Panic! At The Disco were really fun to watch. I wasn’t too sure about them at the start of their set, but really got into it a few songs down. A mixture between Fall Out Boy and Kaiser Chiefs can only promise a good time. They are one of those bands that you can see are just having as much fun as they possibly can on stage and inviting us all along for the ride. They forgot their lyrics and swore a lot, but put on a good enough show to attain more fans. Good times!

I took a bit of a walk around the Golden Circle with the intention of casually ‘bumping’ into a certain someone. That, sadly, never happened, but by the time the lights were dimming and the crowd was stirring, I had found myself lodged within a huge mass of people no further that two meters from the stage.

I can’t begin to explain how amazing Snow Patrol are as a live act. Seeing them so up close and personal has been one of those experiences that wont leave me for a very long time. As South Africa was one of the stops on their world tour, we got the entire show with plenty lights, visuals and effects. Kick yourself now if you missed them.

They really were brilliant and have great interaction with the crowd. They seem like an awesome bunch of guys and the singer, Gary Lightbody, has an incredibly sexy accent. They have nudged their way into my list of five top live acts (yes – they are THAT good), and I really hope they decide to come back soon…even though I didn’t get to hook up anyone with during ‘Chasing Cars’ like every other person in my direct vicinity. Sigh. Moving on…

Now I know I am going to be slated regardless of what I say here, but Oasis really were crap. The only reason people say they were good is because it is cool to say so. Granted, I only did stay for three songs (and would never usually judge a band on such a limited time), and apparently they did end the show with a Beatles cover, so maybe some people have a point. Not a strong enough point though, to get me to sit in another two hours of traffic. So we headed out, with Snow Patrol playing in our heads and wondering who will be invited, who will show up, and who will cancel last minute for Coke Zero Fest 2010. I have some great ideas…

YBSA…The End

The rumour is true. I know this…because I started it.
YOURBANDSOUTHAFRICA is no longer.

Between Steve, Clauds and I we have decided to call it quits. “Why?” you may ask, “Why stop now at the pinicle of your reviewing career and at a time when SA music is better than it has ever been?” may run through your thoughts. Well…in true Steve Stevens style, like true champions, we decided to quit while we’re ahead. It doesn’t feel as good as people say. It’s kind of sad really.

So now is the time for all the thank you’s, we’ll miss you’s, it’s been great’s and all that jazz. In all honesty…it has. It’s been the most awesome time really. We have made so many friends and enemies it’s hard to keep up! From the music that made our ears bleed to the incredible, and usually unknown, bands that give us full hope that SA music is going to be a global phenominon. We are so honored to have been a part of something so much bigger than what we thought we were getting ourselves into, and greatful that you have all let us be honest about our experiences and been so receptive to all our crazy ideas and antics.

What will we take with us? Everything from the makeshift MySpace site in the “old” YOURBANDSUCKSASS days with our Wall of Shame, Suckass bands, Worst song ever to the YOURBANDSOUTHAFRICA days of Kickass band, Dirty band boys and girls, Send a rand to save a band, the revealing of the true Steve Stevens. We were treated like royalty which was kinda weird while on other occassions our opinions were insulted…sometimes to the point of threats to shut down our site. We had a kickass birthday party; reviewed over 100 bands in less than a year; hung out back stage; got free tickets to gigs; free CDs; got to write for some top SA music sites and see our names in “neon”. Wow…so many more things…you just need to take a look through the reviews – they are all there – every gig…

Whats happening now?

You will still be seing the odd review here and there, so keep an eye out. We will still be hanging out at gigs – it is still a true passion. We are all on Facebook, so please friend request us as we want to keep in contact with everyone who shares in our love for the SA music scene. Individually:

STEVE STEVENS is going to bum around in the appartment he bought after winning a lucky game of poker at Monte Casino and is going to drink beer and get fat and…He doesn’t really exist, so we’ll leave it at that.

CLAUDIA COUTSIDES is going to be travelling to the UK – their music scene has NO idea of what they are in for.

KERRY-ANNE FALLER (me)…I am busy working and also managing a band called Finding Noah (a YBSA recommendation – it had to be done!).

We have full confidence that all our kick ass bands are going to do just that…kick some serious ass! You know who you are!

Now for some big THANK YOUs that really have to be done…these people are all really cool in our books!

The bands. All of you.The good ones, the bad ones, the questionable ones…we love you all – it was because of you guys and for all you guys that we did this.
The band members of the kick ass bands – continue writing, loving, inspiring…it’s a hard industry with little support and money but it can be done!
The band members of the suck ass bands – support the scene…quit your band (that’s a comment from Steve)
Candice and Deane…BIG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! For the good times. For the drinks. For dealing with our silliness…none of this could have been marginally possible without you guys.
The managers…Tash, Cher, Morgan – you are doing some amazing stuff, thank you for including us in everything.
“Our” bands, Evolver and Voodoo Child – thank you for making us feel like part of what you are doing.
The Parlotones for keeping us endlessly entertained with their awesome interviews. Glen, for always being willing to help out in any way.
Gareth (Gravity Wins Again) for being such a big fan with such a big heart and for keeping such a big secret. You are going to do so well.
Klement (Vile Minds) for hooking us up with the cool friend request program…we salute you in the name of spam.
Stay Astray…thanks for playing at our party.
The Privates…for never complaining about being on our Wall of Shame from Day 1.
Bel…our Durban/International reviewer – your writing put ours to shame.
Erin…for being Steve’s girlfriend. Ha ha.
Richard (Music Industry Online) – we’re still available for concerts…we’ll keep in touch. YBSA loves www.mio.co.za
Lesedi (Next Movement) for seeing the potential – sorry it all happened too late…we will keep you updated – things can only get bigger from here! (www.nextmovement.co.za)
There are so many people to thank, and I know it sounds lame, but EVERYONE who had a part to play – especially the band members who were always our most loyal fans.
I really hope I havent missed anyone. Oh man. Steve wouldn’t care, but we do.

So that’s it.
That was YBSA.
See you around…

Regards,
Steve

P.S. Check out the last review. It’s of the myepic EP posted in the YOURBANDSOUTHAFRICA group.

myepic – Happiness Hurts EP

Yes…the rumors are true…YBSA is (almost) no more. We couldn’t let go without one last review though – one with a great story behind it…well I thought so anyway.
MYEPIC left a short comment on our MySpace page suggesting (suggestively) that there was an album with Steve Stevens’ name on it that we could collect at Woodstock.

Being totally against camping, festivals were a strict YBSA no no. But after an offer like that, how could we decline? We made reservations at a B&B and made our way down to Harrismith! Yip…all thanks to MYEPIC.

Not only was Woodstock 9 one of my most memorable experiences, but the MYEPIC set was ranked high…really high. It was the best I had seen them and was really impressed with their then new bassist.

This review isn’t meant to be for the gig, but that is how we managed to get our hands on to one of my top albums of 2007.

We put “Happiness Hurts” into the CD player in the car at our first given opportunity, still on a high from the set we’d seen earlier that day. From then, and right the way back to Joburg the next day we listened to it over and over and over and over…and kinda couldn’t get enough of it.

Now…a few months down the line, I am still totally hooked! It is not often that a recorded album can catch the vibe of a live act while still having a clear, solid recording that rocks the pants off anyone who listens to it (figuratively). This is the type of album, that if you don’t get a chance to see the band live, you can still get the full MYEPIC experience…it’s just that live shows are cool. Really cool.

Other reasons as to why I like the album:
Each song is unique.
It is really good hard core rock n roll.
It makes me happy (always very important).
Damn proud that it is South African.
It portrays the bands style.
I can’t seem to get tired of it.
And yes yes…the band has good looking guys…some things just have to be said.

So would I recommend you buy the album? Definitely. Am I bummed that they are playing right now at Carfax and I am missing them? Damn straight. Am I more bummed that I am going to miss them (maybe) at The Bo on Wednesday the 30th of April? *sigh*.

So…there you have it. My last review as myself and my alter ego. I couldn’t have ended it better than that.

Reviewed by Kez (aka…for the last time…Steve Stevens)

The Slickers & Evolver @ The Blues Room

The Blues Room has aircon! People…that changes everything about the venue. Having everything you wore while sweating it out in a dingy, dull room smelling like smoke, is now a distant memory giving the bands more attention. I arrived in a grumpy mood – only going out because it beat sitting around at home feeling sorry for myself. Who knew that an evening with kick ass bands would be the solution. This is really something I should know by now!
THE SLICKERS opened the evening with a great set. I’m starting to recognise a few of their songs making my favourite past time of singing along a reality. Every time I hear this band I love them more. You can see they love what they do and they perform as if it is just a part of their day where playing a gig is routine. Regardless of the size of the crowd or the reaction to their songs, they always play a fantastic set and put their all into it.

A YBSA favourite EVOLVER were there to play two sets which made the rest of the evening a killer one. With a new album in the cards – due to be released within the next few months – their set is more varied than we have ever seen. While integrating the new songs with the older ones, and emitting great stage presence and crowd interaction, they are one of the best bands you will ever see live. “Go all the way” is still a firm favourite, but I see many new singles on the horizon. Their new songs are stronger, radio friendly and still unmistakably Evolver. Pete’s voice is becoming distinctively recognisable and the band is becoming a household name.

Evolver are moving up quickly enough to land some great sponsorship deals. These included Jose Cuervo Tequila as well as Pulsate clothing. So if you are looking for some great music and free alcohol from a group of styling (and good looking) guys…an Evolver gig is the place to be!

By the end of the evening, I had cheered up completely. My bad mood was gone, and I was already looking at my diary to see when they were playing again. Shot guys!

Want to know a bit more about what happens behind the scene in the life of Evolver? Look no further! We are currently interviewing the guys, so keep an eye out for their secrets.

Frequency Travel

Here it comes AGAIN, the dreaded: “Why haven’t you found anyone…you know…special?” question. I’m sure I have been asked this hundreds of times, and trust me if I had the answer, I wouldn’t be in this situation. Right?
The problem

Joburg’s social scene has been under some great changes over the last few years – and despite the clubs getting busier and vibe getting more festive, at a closer look there is one emerging group that cannot seem to be avoided: The Singles. They’re EVERYWHERE. Guys, girls, young, older, your ex, your brother, your cousin, your niece, YOU…?

Gone are the days when you can hide in your flat with a bottle of wine and serenade yourself while watching some rom-com – you get dressed up, you hook up, you don’t, but you are getting out there! The problem is…where do you meet Mr or Miss. Right?

The solution

The first thing we need to ask is, “What are singles in 2009 looking for?”. No one really knows where to meet potential partners but are still looking for something different in a fun, comfortable, safe, interactive and definitely affordable environment.

And that is where Frequency Travel comes in. Everyone likes to travel, but no one is really keen to do it on his or her own…so the concept of Single’s Travel was born!

For the first time, a strictly single group of people get to go on a trip that has been tailor made for the single crowd. There is opportunity for a variety of destinations, group sizes, activities and budgets, so the choices are ultimately endless! All it comes down to is a good time with great people and an unforgettable experience.

Our target audience is mainly, but not limited to, the 21 – 32 year old singles market as well as single families.

Who are we?

Frequency Travel comprises of staff who have a background in Travel, Conferencing and Eventing. The team have been working in the travel industry for the past five years and have a sound understanding of current market trends.

With a comprehensive knowledge of international, local, corporate and leisure travel, the Frequency Travel staff are prepared to host any size group to any destination. Their award winning leadership and sales skills bring a professionalism that ensures all trips run smoothly and always according to plan.

Where to from here?

Initial booking are already been made for the first trips to Lesotho and Mauritius!

The Frequency Travel launch party is being held towards the end of August, which will included entertainment, catering, prizes at Joburg’s finest Single’s Party!

How to Contact us:

Email: bookings@frequencytravel.co.za
Web: www.frequencytravel.co.za

THE FUNK WILL FIND YOU

Sunday night didn’t start on such a good note (oh man…I just realised what a bad pun that was… sorry) as my car’s battery died, and as we eventually made it to Tempos, WHITE RABBIT were bellowing out their dreary tunes. *shudder*
The bands I went to watch were playing inside, next to the bar (weird) and they had to wait for the soccer (yawn) to finish before they could set up. I thought I had seen small stages before, but this was a couple of blocks that could be moved around to cater for a drummer and anyone else not willing to move around too much. I wont bore you with the details of the two power failures that almost caused the whole evening to be scratched (nnnnnnooooooooooooo), but as soon as the lights came back on again, VOODOO CHILD transformed the post load shedding vibe into one that got people dancing and singing along in no time. I’ve never seen a bad VOODOO CHILD set and now see that regardless of the circumstance or stage size, they always put on a big, professional and energetic performance.

If you haven’t decided what to buy with your Musica vouchers you got as a Christmas present, I would highly recommend the NEW ACADEMICS album ‘CITY OF STRANGE’, that I have had on repeat since Woodstock. Every time I think we have found SA’s ‘most likely to succeed’ export, another one crawls out of the woodwork. This was another really amazing act, making this particular evening such a highlight. There are so many great things about NEW ACADEMICS that all I can say is that you need to take the time out to experience a live show. This band, and their album are both phenomenal and (take this as a warning – in a good way) VERY addictive.

PURE VOODOO EFFECT

Wow! What an awesome weekend. I got to see VOODOO CHILD twice (officially raising my status from ‘fan’ to ‘groupie’ according to Fuzz), NEW ACADEMICS, GREENHOUSE EFFECT, and eventually MUNKINPURE.

The weather couldn’t keep us away from the awesome line up at BACK2BASIX. GREENHOUSE EFFECT were playing as we walked in and with such a good opening act we knew we were in for a great evening. At first I thought they were from Cape Town due to their laid back style, sound and attitude…and the fact that one of the band members wasn’t wearing shoes(!) They really have a great sound, enhanced by a guy mixing in the background. Cool. We were happy to hear that they are, in fact, from Joburg meaning that we had more opportunities to see them.

It finally happened…we finally got to see MUNKINPURE. It took about a year and I want to kick myself for missing all their other performances. I was really blown away as this is going straight on our list of kick ass bands. Travis, the lead singer, is also the drummer. At the same time. They are an amazing band to watch and even more amazing to listen to. They were really so much better than we expected and I cant wait to see their next performance. If we get there on time.

VOODOO CHILD headlined and were as brilliant as ever. My one gripe about BACK2BASIX is that they don’t have a dance floor/area – so we made our own and as always, had a great time. This band’s following seems to grow at every gig which is always a great sign for the band and SA music as a whole, of which VOODOO CHILD are a great ambassador.

THE NARROW, 16 STITCH & INERSHA @ TEMPOS

Even though we keep promising each other that we will never take another step in, or trip over another drunken passed out teenager at Tempos, we are always lured back by some brilliant band.
To find out that we had missed MUNKINPURE’s set (AGAIN…the third time), bummed us out a bit, but surely the evening still had much promise.
I think we’ve been a bit unfair on 16 STITCH lately. We’ve seen this band so many times that we either leave before they play, arrive after a set, or just don’t go because we’ve “been there, done that”. We also gave them a bad review once for taking over an hour to set up for a set. We will be the first to admit that we can be fickle at times, and through it all we have actually forgotten how good these guys really are. They played a fantastic set and entertained the crowd more than I think anyone expected. Good going guys!

Some bands just seem unavoidable and INERSHA are currently that band. They are not bad, but unfortunately they aren’t very good either. They played an average set resulting in us adding them to our list of ‘sameish’ bands.

After missing their reportedly fantastic gig at Woodstock, I was really glad I got an opportunity to see THE NARROW. People seemed to appear out of nowhere and we ended up standing on a wall on the side of the stage to see anything. By ‘anything’ I really mean the occasional appearance of the bassist between people’s heads. But the most important thing was the music and I really enjoyed every bit and everyone else seemed to be under the same impression. They showed yet again the level of professionalism that comes with being one of the countries ‘bigger’ bands. They take rock to it’s full potential without compromising the vocals (they rock harder than most heavy bands without screaming). THE NARROW made up for an otherwise not particularly musically interesting evening and made yet another trip to Tempos worth it.

WOODSTOCK 9

The reason we ended up wading through thick mud, ruining our shoes and spending a lot of time trying to find shelter from the rain, was a great one: WOODSTOCK 9. On arrival in Harrismith we were welcomed by the “half way to Durban” stop Wimpy, some Llamas as well as a torrential rainstorm.
Wisely, we had booked into a B&B in the middle of town, which had a Victorian bath, a comfy bed and an Ouma that found it priority to lock us out (twice) and wake us up early (twice). But it was dry, warm and not a tent, which we decided was a prerequisite for this weekend.

Our first words on arriving at the venue are best not repeated, but we were there for all the great bands, and we’d been through worse…I think.

By this time, the rain had slightly mellowed into a drizzle and most people started leaving their tents. The main stage was the only one that wasn’t covered, but this didn’t stop a small crowd that stood around to watch JOSIE FIELD’s set. I have always liked her music and she really played a great gig. A bigger stage suits her. She doesn’t look nearly as depressed as she does sitting on a chair at Tanz, and this made it all really enjoyable.

HARRIS TWEED played on one of the covered stages, which was a good thing because it was around then when the rain started belting down again. Only Cheri and Darryl played which I found odd, as the rest of the band would have brought up the tempo a bit to fit in with this type of event. There is never any doubt about Harris Tweed not being able to play a great set and that Cheri’s voice would be a highlight – this gig was no exception. They (apparently) had a few sound difficulties, and we weren’t sure why they would have expected such fancy equipment to work in a tent, on a field, in the rain, in the Free State, but this didn’t stop them from giving it their all and the crowd was loving it.

The only reason we endured the rain for one of TASHA BAXTER’s songs, was because a friend of mine was part of the band and we wanted to show him our support. What we heard consisted of the same old, average, radio friendly pop songs, which she sang to a handful of people holding umbrellas.

Around this part of the day, the only person who wasn’t distracted by the weather was a man dressed as Borat in ‘the’ green costume running around with “Re-Play” written across his butt. Great advertising strategy guys!

FEVERTREE got us out from under the Samsung promotions marquee, which we were hiding in because it was dry and there were chairs. After handing out a few broachers we made a quick run for it to the stage. Fevertree haven’t been much of a favourite of late, but with a few gigs under the new band member’s belts, they were really impressive. By their last song, “Friday I’m in Love”, they had attracted quite a huge crowd, which is great for a band that I see going places. Again.

Finally the rain had stopped, the sun was close to setting, there was a huge rainbow throughout the sky, and FARRYL PURKISS was on stage. Things couldn’t get much better. He hails from Durban and tours the world, so it was great to see him playing again. Not just a pretty face (sorry, but it is), he is also very talented. He’s South Africa’s answer to Jack Johnson and performs like any man with an acoustic guitar singing solo on stage should.

I don’t remember much about THE HELLPHONES set, but I do have photos to prove I was there. I don’t remember them being bad, and I think this was the band that had good stage presence. I also think this was the first time during the weekend that we bumped into fellow band supporter Juan, from the now no more Stay Astray. (I told you I’d get your name into the review). He’s a party animal…always great to be around.

Friday’s highlight was definitely EVOLVER. More and more people just kept coming to the main stage throughout the set and by the last song, they had attracted a huge crowd. These guys know how to party, how to drink Tequila and how to perform their hearts out – making them one of the most talked about acts of the festival. They will be playing throughout South Africa over the next few weeks, so make sure you get to see them while you have the chance. These guys are headed right down the road to Rock n Roll stardom.

We could hear PRIME CIRCLE playing in the background while we were trying out our cool new Wellingtons in the mud and puddles. A Prime Circle gig is a Prime Circle gig, and I doubt they brought anything new or interesting along to this set. As predicted, their remake of “As long as I’m here” got the crowd singing along – and a big crowd it was.

SATURDAY was great. The sun was shining and there was so much more on the go. There were people with a death wish doing some crazy things on motorbikes and generally everyone was a lot happier that they didn’t wake up in a leaking tent.

On a mission to find Fire Through The Window, we ended up watching the band GENTLY SCAR’D. We caught their last few songs and they weren’t bad. They weren’t particularly good either although they did attract a small crowd.

CHIX WITH STIX was another band that we listened to from the flea market area. We’ve seen them before, and these girls are amazing. The concept is as great as their talent and they are always cool to see. I wouldn’t watch them too often though as the novelty could wear off – but I would recommend them to anyone. It was all going well until someone (we didn’t bother to find out who) decided to sing. It was bad. It was like they were being punk’d or something. It ruined the atmosphere a bit, but at least it was just limited to one song giving the girls enough time to redeem themselves.

We finally found FIRE THROUGH THE WINDOW! There had been some Durban reviews about them on YBSA, so keen to see what they could do. I really loved them from the beginning of their set. They have two lead vocalists and both he and she have fantastic voices. All their songs were great and they really kept my attention throughout the whole set. This is what I love about what we do. There are so many great bands that are seldom given a chance and we do what we can to get their name out there. So, if you are in the Durban area, Fire Through the Window are a YBSA recommendation.

Next was the gig we had been most eager to see. Firstly, because we had just got a copy of their EP and could now sing along; secondly, that they are just brilliant; and thirdly, because we’d never seen them playing on a big stage and were putting them to the test…YBSA style. VOODOO CHILD really changed the whole vibe of the day. Their performance, image and skill are up there with any top band, and they seemed to attract the whole venue’s attention. Mel (the singer, not the spice girl), who features on their EP, joined Lebo on stage for the album’s first track “Megalomaniac”. Each band member has his own character, which mixed together, works wonders. This is one live act you cannot miss, and if you never thought keyboards were cool, you have to watch Alan – he will give you a new outlook because, damn, he makes them funky.

I love watching LONEHILL ESTATE. Not only do they play great music, but they are always very entertaining. Nathan Ro seems to take on a whole new character with every song and is a pro at getting the crowd involved. Their set makes you laugh, dance, jump around and wait to see what is next up their sleeve. Yip, another one we would highly recommend.

The only reason we made any effort to watch SWIVELFOOT was because Fuzigish named them the best up and coming punk band in SA. That, and Juan (the very same one I mentioned before) was handing out flyers, and he generally has good taste. (Again dude…you owe me). We also never pass up the opportunity to see people skank – gets me every time! As for the band: Wow…what a great performance. Kick yourself now if you missed it and keep an eye out for their gigs because they are going large. Quick.

What’s the drug that makes you feel invincible? There was some ‘brave’ guy on that drug who decided that climbing the lighting rig was a grand idea. With no paramedics in sight, some skankers decided to pull him down which he, in turn, read as encouragement to make it to the top. The band suggested shaking the tent but that didn’t take. Someone eventually convinced him otherwise, and he only ended up falling about seven feet before hitting the ground. He got up and carried on dancing like it hadn’t happened. Weird.

Back at the main stage, NEW ACADEMICS were just starting their set. Being a virtually unknown band, they were the real dark horse of the festival. By now, most people were relaxing/eating lunch/sitting under the trees and despite all the chatting, eating and drinking, most people’s attention was drawn back towards the stage. They were really very good, and from where we were sitting, seemed full of energy and had loads of character. They are the only new band who’s album I bought (for 60 bucks – sweet deal), so look out for a review on that. Until then I’m going to try see them as much as possible because I’m smelling a new Kickass Band around this corner.

Leading up to Woodstock there have been a few ‘Battle for Woodstock’ gigs/competitions on the run. I was really keen to see this year’s BATTLE WINNER, surely it was going to be someone good…but I was wrong. They were really one of the saddest winning anything, so sad in fact that I didn’t bother to find out their name. Saw some great bands at one of the ‘Battle’ gigs, so fear not, the future is still safe, bright and sunny.

MYEPIC had offered us a copy of their new EP, which is what brought Steve Stevens to Woodstock in the first place. We had seen them a few times before, but this gig was unbelievable. The power and the energy behind it were addictive and it all just seemed to end too soon. They have a fantastic new bassist who moves around more than any of the other band members. He’s the kind of guy that can go to a party on his own, not speak to anyone, and still have a really good time. Jeff and Grant give the band so much character, and for such a new band they really have a very distinct sound. See you at their next gig in the front row.

We have been intending to see NIEMAND for a while and they were pretty good. Very relaxed around all the madness going on everywhere else, but they still attracted a big crowd. The vocals were a bit soft initially, but the sound-man (who looked a bit like George Bush) was on the ball.

We stumbled across HIKATORI by mistake. And what a great mistake that was. I’d heard the name but had no idea that the band was going to be that good. They have a different set up to most bands from what I could see standing near the back, which was quite refreshing, and they have a very powerful stage act. See them.

We tore ourselves away as we were actually on our way to see KIDOFDOOM. For an instrumental band, they are surprisingly fantastic. I do enjoy singing along though, so a bit tough because humming doesn’t quite cut it and whistling is just creepy. Really amazed at what can be done without vocals, I see a great future for this band. Soothing yet styling. Ha ha. So cheesy!

JO DAY could be heard throughout the Free State. It was like a political rally with a few songs in between. Power to you girl! We’ll support your cause. We were also getting cold and kinda tired.

We hung around for WICKHEAD to see what they had brought back from the U.S. They decked out the stage and rocked more than anyone expected. It was awesome to see them again and they loved being back. We didn’t stay too long as nine hours of walking around (through thick mud in cool shoes) had caught up with us.

So many bands, so little time. I wish we could have seen them all, but Steve can only be in one…uhh…two places at a time.

Early Sunday morning, we joined pretty much the rest of the weary looking Woodstock crowd at the Shell garage for a quick breakfast, then made our way back to Joburg. This weekend was really a Steve Stevens highlight and we will definitely be back…just at a different B&B.

Martin Rocka & The Sick Shop @ The Olive Lounge

We really need to start getting to the Olive Lounge earlier – sometime before 9pm. We went to review Knave (again), and ended up missing their set (again), so we were pretty bummed. It was a charity event, which again, we had no idea it was supporting. The venue was packed out which really proves that Steve has single-handedly created more awareness and popularity to a once dwindling industry. Okay, we really wish it went that way, but are always glad to see more people supporting local talent.
We saw Wonderboom’s Martin on stage and quickly scanned the room for Cito and the rest of the crew. They couldn’t be spotted which meant only one thing – we had stumbled across a potentially great gig without even knowing it…Martin Rocka and the Sick Shop. Yeah! I had heard so many great things so found it odd that I hadn’t seen any ads out for this performance.

They were really a great act and really funny for most the set. They ragged women a lot, but then ragged men even more. Martin Rocka was dressed as if someone had let Hugh Heffner pimp out Spiderman and Martin has kept this as his signature look. There were other comments that, he covers his face out of shame for playing in Wonderboom, but that’s up to each persons interpretation.

There were occasional songs that had a distinct Wonderboom sound but most songs had a raw, loud, new feel. This band really do know what they are doing and have fun without messing around too much. Their set up reminded me of a Violent Femmes gig in the way that they use less instruments with a bigger sound. This band can only pull off an act like this on very few stages – they know this and they don’t seem to mind, but with the right crowd they can make a big impact. Just don’t invite them to play at your wedding.

Finding Noah @ BMC

An important part of what we do at YBSA is to find the lesser known bands, see if they are any good and promote them towards their impending stardom. We are for anyone who gives a band a stage, and in this case it was the youth group at Bryanston Methodist Church who hosted Christian band Finding Noah.
I had heard only good things about this band, and being a sucker for any gig, I went along. There were plenty teenagers running around, being emo, and doing what all teenagers do, but all had a common goal…to have a good time and watch the band. Not being a great fan of teenagers, I wasn’t really sure what to expect from a band playing a gig at a church aimed at them. From the first song I could see these guys (and girl) were good. Really good. And I will definitely watch them again at any opportunity.

The vocalist has a great, very powerful voice and the rest of the band are just as talented. They really held it together even though they had no monitors and had to do their own sound. The vocals were a bit loud and the drums weren’t resonating well, but I doubt many people picked this up as the bands energy and character came through stronger than any distraction.

The band has a positive message in their songs and you can see that they all truly believe in what the message is conveying. It’s quite refreshing when, in between so many negative messages flying around, there are some people standing up for something good. Keep an ear out for these guys…they have plenty talent and are going to go far.

Night of 1000 Drawings

The Night of 1000 drawings was such an awesome experience. It was very different in a sense that you don’t spend many weeknights moving between three floors of a building in the middle of Joburg town. There were all different types of people there, but all with the same intention – to have a good time and to support charity. In true YBSA style, we had no idea what charity it was for, but we had contributed by submitting our pictures and made our way down town to see what was happening. In short, for The Night of 1000 Drawings anyone, regardless of your talent, can submit A5 drawings – each of which get sold for R100, and the money is donated to charity. So what were we doing there? They had invited bands to play – for free – our weakness.
After pushing through the crowds (I wish more events could draw this many people), we found our way to the far side of the roof where the stage, lights and sound were set up.

First up were Desmond and the Tutus – a strange group of extremely skinny guys who we had heard once before…and were not very impressed with. We’d been hearing their name around over the last few weeks, so decided to give them a second chance. This is one of those situations where we clearly have a very different opinion to many other people, but we found them just as strange – in a bad way – as before.

We wondered around and looked at some of the drawings before facing the crowd again to see Fuzigish. We loved them earlier that week at the NOFX concert and were looking forward to seeing them again in a different setting. They were just as brilliant and energetic as they were on a bigger stage and their band has a certain character that is very rare. They have become a favourite on our list and look forward to seeing them again soon.

Last but not least…okay, kind of least, were Cassette. Yet another band where our opinion doesn’t relate to most. They still did not impress us at all. Sigh. Their style and retro vibe is great, but their music doesn’t match the look. Added to the fact that we really don’t like their sound, they just seem really miss-matched which is pretty disturbing. After a few songs we headed off to Back2Basix to see what was going on there. It’s a tough life being Steve…

Lonehill Estate, Holly and the Woods & Voodoo Child @ Bluesroom

The Bluesroom seems to have had a make over in the last few weeks and it was great to be back. It is always going to be a hot and smokey venue, but a good time is always guaranteed and they really do book some great bands.
We arrived at our “normal” time and found it a bit odd that Lonehill Estate was already on stage and playing their hearts out. We did manage to catch most of their gig and they really are great! I’m assuming their early time slot was due to a second gig that night in Pretoria and I’m sure they blew them away too. There is a comical story-telling angle to their songs, which grabs people’s attention and holds on to it for a bit longer. Their clothes resembled the great bands/performers on the 1950s (Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, etc.) and they even threw in an old cover which rounded it all off.

It was the first time we had seen Holly & the Woods live. I had seen them on the TV show “Pump Up The Volume”, so was looking forward to see what they could do. Lead singer, Melissa, has an incredibly powerful voice, and managed to keep it strong throughout the entire performance. They are the new Skunk Anansie in SA and are going to go far in their genre. My only complaint was that most their songs sounded the same, and their set went on for a bit too long. As a heavy band, it cant be easy to vary your sound, but it could be a great challenge that I think they are capable of taking on.

Headlining the evening was Voodoo Child, who played yet another awesome set. They bring so much energy to the stage and really brought the entire venue to life. The EP has finally arrived! There were some on sale that, if my sources are right, were sold out before the band even finished performing. We’re hooked. The EP has been playing in our cars/offices/ipods since we got our hands on some copies and suggest you do the same. These guys are true professionals who can play flawlessly, hold a crowd and still have so mach fun on stage regardless on where they play. Their energy is contagious and their songs are addictive, so watch out for these guys because they are moving up. And quickly.

NOFX and Fuzigish for MIO

NOFX had finally made it to our shores thanks to a group of guys known as Punk Safari, who took it on themselves to bring some punk bands to SA. The idea was so successful that an extra show had to be added to the Joburg leg of the tour. We managed to get some tickets for the Tuesday night show, took leave on Wednesday, and headed out to The Bassline in Newtown.
The crowd were probably the most, umm, interesting we’ve seen in a very long…uuh…ever. A lot of people really went out of their way to dress the part leaving us asking each other, “Where on earth did he find THAT?”.

Fuzigish opened the evening with an unforgettable set. Their performance was energetic and entertaining, and they know how to hold a crowd’s attention. Their lyrics are light hearted and great to sing along to, which got groupies moving while adding a few more fans (ourselves included) to their following. What impressed me the most was how they managed to get the mood just right for what was to follow…

As soon as NOFX started playing there was a wave of jumping and moshing that was just short of a riot. Beer was being sprayed everywhere and bottles flying throughout the room (I just don’t get it), there were even shoes (yip, shoes) flying through the air. I haven’t seen such a great response like this to a band in ages. It must be amazing for performers to see what kind of an impact they have made on a small country so far away. Performance wise and musically they were excellent! You would have to be a punk music fan to enjoy them, which I am, and I did, so I had a great evening! In fear for our lives, we moved away from the main floor area and found some friends on the side – much safer.

The band members are no fans of George Bush (the idiot son of an asshole), but which American is? They touched on many controversial topics including drugs, AIDS, religion and prostitution to name a few, so if you are sensitive – this would not be the place for you. Rumour has it that the a band member was snorting cocaine on stage – something I missed – but wouldn’t have been surprised by.

A 45-minute wait for an encore proved who the hard core NOFX fans were and it took about two minutes for the whole venue to fill up again. These guys are truly professional and although I don’t agree with pretty much anything they are promoting, they are highly entertaining and I would go out to see them again given the opportunity.

Battle For Woodstock 07 November 2007

The whole intention of going to The Olive Lounge on Wednesday was to watch Munkinpure – a band that has been on our “really must see” list for a while. Forgetting that this was not a ‘normal’ band night, we arrived at about 9.30 to be told that Munkinpure had already played. A bit bummed, we did what we could to look really disappointed at the door and we got in for half price.
“Oomniek” were playing when we walked in. To be honest, I was a bit sceptical about their name and didn’t expect much, but did these guys prove me wrong! They knew how to rock and how to hold the crowd who loved them throughout their set. The Afrikaans rock scene seems to be growing steadily, and with bands such as Straatligkinders, Foto Na Dans and Oomniek, I can only see it going forward from there. Good guys. Good times.

Next up were Norwood, who were…ummm…okay, the less I say here the better. They committed too many band crimes in a 20 minute set to make any positive impact. Steve’s advice for this band would be 1. Keep your lead singer marginally sober until after you have played, and 2. Never, and I mean NEVER do a rock cover of ANY Justin Timberlake song. It is bad for you! Stop it!
There was a bit of talent hidden in there, but they still looked like a high school band.

Iberah were great to watch as they salvaged that part of the evening. Not only were they good-looking guys (which made their setting up quite interesting), but they really know what they are doing. There are some bands that are a step above the rest from day one, and this band would be one of them. They looked the part, they played the part, they even dedicated a song to all the emo kids in the crowd. There you go emo kids…someone does care.
They are a great band with great style and a great future. I really hope they hold it together long enough to make an impact.

We could hear Fragmented Children were quite heavy from where we were sitting outside, so decided to go in and take a look. I’m not too sure where all these people had been hiding up to this point, but the place was packed! There were a few hard core fans head-banging in the front of a huge group of people – the most I’d seen in this venue – taking in all they could. They were clearly the most popular band of the evening and deserved all the support. Despite not being our type of music, they were really good and if you are looking out for something heavy, keep an eye out for Fragmented Children.

It’s always great getting Steve back to his roots and checking out some new indie bands. Unlike most evenings such as this, the organisation was excellent. The bands moved on and off the stage according to schedule, played up to their designated times with enough exposure to show what they do best.

See you at Woodstock!

VOODOO CHILD, JOSIE FIELD & RE-PLAY @ TANZ

We spent the first of two evenings at Tanz Café watching some of the top bands that we really don’t get to see often enough. We got in under fake names (again) – thanks for the tip off…you know who you are.
It was strange having Voodoo Child as the opening act – especially being the strongest band in the line up, but they still put on a fantastic performance. They started with an acoustic set – a sneak preview of their opening act for the Jethro Tull tour later in the year. After dealing with some technical difficulties (always at least one band at Tanz), they moved to a more electric set.

Every time I see this band I fall in love with them all over again. The awesome news is that there is (finally) a very overdue EP on the way. Already looking forward to seeing them play again.

I’ve seen Josie Field at Tanz before, and this is the perfect venue for her. She played a great set and her captivating vocals kept all eyes on the stage. I think the set was a bit long for an opening act, but as a performer she did not disappoint. The backing band are great, as they do their thing without taking any attention away from her.

Re-Play headlined the evening and brought the then very relaxed crowd back to life. Being last on, they really took things up a step from their usual set. This is another under rated band who will have a big influence in SA music as long as they keep working hard. They haven’t seemed to settle on an image – and I’m really hoping they’ll lose the Hanson look rather sooner than later, but they really can rock it out.

THE SLICKERS, NEWTOWN & EVOLVER @ FIRKIN

We were back at The Firkin in Boksburg, and I have to come clean here…I really enjoy going to this venue (not the east rand *gasp*). There is always something strange that happens every time we go, and the people are pretty odd, but it is one of the few places where you can jump around, be close to the band and sing along. The band can connect well with the crowd and more importantly, in some cases; the setting makes it easier to pass the tequila around.
THE SLICKERS were on top form as always, and they had (yet another) replacement guitarist. I’m not too sure why there is always someone new, but instead of speculating, I’m sure they have their reasons. Despite this, they always play a great set and come across as a band who have been doing this for years. They are so comfortable on stage, which makes you more attentive to the music, which too, is of a very high standard. They could easily be a headlining act and I can only see them going that way…and pretty soon. There were some sound issues, which didn’t stop the band from re-doing the songs once this was rectified. No one was complaining either. They really are THAT good.

NEWTOWN weren’t as impressive as they were the last time I saw them. I don’t know if I was expecting too much, but I got a bit bored and they drowned a bit into the background as more people arrived. I haven’t seen them often enough to say this, but it seems as though they are a bunch of people each playing their own thing instead of playing together as a band. They were still pretty good though, they just needed a bit of life added to what they were doing.

EVOLVER seem to be taking things a step up. They have some great new songs and are definitely attracting a bigger crowd. They really put their all into every gig which makes them the amazing band that they are! People are really starting to catch on to their songs and lyrics and are very receptive to everything the band do and say. Most people have got the “Lets get naked” sing-a-long part right and it fits in perfectly with the song – all the band used to get were a handful of blank faces.

Sponsors, Jose Cuervo, come to the party every time and there is always a lot of tequila in the room. And sometimes, if you’re lucky, James even shares.

THE HE-SHES & JIM NEVERSINK @ THE BOHEMIAN

The Bohemian in Richmond has a very relaxed atmosphere and laidback feel. Every fashion crime was committed which somehow gives this venue more character and less strangeness than it would anywhere else. The crowd were very different to what I am used to…no one clapped at the end of songs and few seemed to pay any attention to what was happening on stage – not easy for the bands that give out a lot of energy during their performances. Everybody seemed to be having a great evening though and were truly interested in the bands, they just weren’t very responsive. At all.
Gary Rathbone, guitarist for the 80’s band The Spectres, opened the evening. He did a short set which unfortuntely didn’t make much of an impression on me. It became more background music as people were filling up the tables and chatting.

The He-She’s were the band we were there to see, and they really made our journey worth it. They are putting old school, hard core rock into the SA music scene which seems to be leaning more and more towards the pop market.

Singer and self-proclaimed air-guitar expert, Nick Wilson, walked on stage with 15-6 drawn across his chest and black stripes under his eyes. This was of course in celebration of South Africa’s World Cup victory, but didn’t get much response from the crowd. He had so many great chirps, which also seemed to go over most people’s heads. The only time there was a noticeable reaction was when Nick started saying “F*** Cape Town, F*** Cape Town”! EVERYONE seemed to think this was great and started chanting along.

The He-She’s know how to put on a fantastic performance and everyone should try get out to see them. They looked and acted like rock stars which gives them a big thumbs up in our books!

It was clear that most people were there to see Jim Neversink. We found a spot on the floor during their first song, the Elvis hit ‘Well That’s Alright Mama’. At that point I thought ‘man, these guys are great’! Musically, they are all really talented – with each band member playing more than one instrument. We only saw the drummer playing the drums, but I’m sure, given the chance, he could play a mean tambourine.

This was such a strange set because by the about the fifth song I couldn’t place what was bugging me about the band. As good as they were, I had had enough. The vocalist sounded exactly like the lead singer of Violent Femmes and the whole nasal thing was bit too much after a while. There was also an accordion, which I will leave to your own interpretation. This clearly came down to personal taste because this band really do have a huge following.

Overall, it was really a great evening and worth the trip across Joburg.

More awkward, applaudless, silence. Weird.

Stay Astray, The Slickers & Evolver @ The Olive Lounge

Tuesday night at The Olive Lounge was another memorable one. It is such a great venue and there was a big enough crowd to create a real party vibe. All the bands that were set to play are favourites, so I’ve been looking forward to this one for a while. Evolver were playing, so Cuervo was involved again – tequila all around!
First up was Stay Astray who the two “Steves” have caught twice this week – and they blew us away both times. Last Friday we braved Vaughan’s in Edenvale where we watched them playing on a stage behind the bar which is pretty random. The stage is higher than the bar fridges – one of which lead singer and guitarist Trev decided to play on.

The stage at The Olive Lounge is much more suited for bands – especially for those who like to connect with their audience. The crowd was still pretty small, but these guys gave it their all. It is really good to see one of the up and coming bands turning so many heads. They have officially been added onto the YBSA list of favourites.

Next up were The Slickers, who were as great as always. It seems like the current band members are there to stay and have the right chemistry to make this band work. What I really like about this band is that they entered the scene with such a developed and mature sound that could make them a headline act from an early stage.

Evolver had the then, large crowd jumping around and singing along with the help of a little salt, lemon and Cuervo (you’re singing it in your head, aren’t you?). The band proved, yet again, their ability to leave a crowd wanting more. Everyone was really getting into it…there were even people stage diving which must be a first for The Olive Lounge. It’s great to see the band getting the response they deserve.

I managed to catch up with some old(er) and new(er) friends which always adds to a good evening.

See you all at the next one!